nose piercings are just jewelry for nostrils

An essay on French music & lesbianism. britneyledesma.wordpress.com/2024/02/29/fre…

Happy international women’s day to bleeding whores everywhere!

St paddy’s day is the day where what you wear determines if you were asking for it

Anytime I have a crush I think my brain rots a lil

Big news, I just came out to myself as a size medium

I wanna be the 5 min crafts of comedy

Life hack! #venmo #klarna #sketch #lifehack

Can’t get into prebiotic soda. I dream of a different drink

HAPPY SEXUAL ASSAULT AWARENESS MONTH!

They talk about old money but no one talks about new poor

I LITERALLY NEVER CARRY A CARD ANYMORE #sketch #apple #commerce

pumped to be headlining Fallout Theater July 20th bring your aunt and uncle and coworker and their friends let’s sell this bad boy out my bots eventbrite.com/e/fallout-come…

I hope Drake keeps being Kendrick’s muse, he’s so good at it. I can’t wait to see what’s next

At the bottom of my heart there is blood

I think Kim Jong-Un would be scarier if he were skinnier

Liam Payne died falling off a roof. Sad, one direction killed him