*Taps the sign*

POV: Kermit the frog is a lil high and offered you his fruit snacks (he ate them all)

Still haven't even heard back from support. What am I supposed to do MTG Arena ?

Glad I got to give this game a shot early! The gang over at Paper Frog Studio have a hit on their their hands.

Ward: lose life equal to the number of artifacts you control. Ward: sacrifice a non creature permanent.

Show me your favorite #jjk panel and I'll give you a #mtgcommander to build.

"yeah I do have an internal bias against Hitler"-partner

God Its so good. #JJK268

It's me. I'm the audience

the Partner mechanic in magic: the gathering's commander format is toxic and problematic, as, due to the wording on the cards, you are limited to only two partners. this perpetuates a hegemonic adhesion to the cishetero-monogamist patriarchy. in this essay i will-

Every 6 months or so I will just create a queue that is all the versions of "Ghostbusters" I can find on Spotify. Usually it kills about 2 hours. Most everyone hates it when they experience it. This is my joy

Raiding Arcadion and the pantry

ARAGORN: The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master BOROMIR: And what would a ranger know of this matter? LEGOLAS: This is no mere ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn BOROMIR: the rules were that you guys weren't going to fact-check

Well the company's not called "Game Normal" is it

Maybe I’m just weird but these stories are kind of beautifully written in an “ancient mythology” kinda way and it saddens me that the pokemon fanbase lacks the intelligence to discuss them without mentioning Diddy or Epstein.

Me see hot person... Me awooga... Me hit follow...

Anyways, after a game of Commander at PAX East this year, I dove back into Magic: The Gathering in a big way. So, I feel like a phoenix rising from the ashes of the past. Which is why I love that I’m previewing Flamewake Phoenix and Raise the Past for #MTGFoundations

Listen I'm glad legalization has bloomed across the US, even here in my home state. However... It didn't used to be so hard to get weed after 9pm