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I watched #NorthernExposure episode "Duet" recently and struck internet argument PAYDIRT! Thanks, Kevin Conway (RIP).

Average number of bowel movements per week

#BREAKING 🚨 Liberal MLA Ed Cocks has won the final undecided seat from last week’s ACT election, being elected to the fifth seat in Murrumbidgee It confirms that the final results are: 10 Labor, 9 Liberal, four Greens, one Inds for Canberra and one Fiona Carrick Independent

Apropos of nothing. Zilch. Nada.

HENRY MANCINI plays the iconic "Pink Panther Theme" in 1983, with Plas Johnson (the original saxophonist who recorded the song) and the Terry Gibbs Band.

Evolution of Indo-European swear words. 🤣

No one wrote a fan letter quite like Rik Mayall

You may be cool, but you'll never be as cool as Lemmy hanging out with Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson. @BottomRikandAde Adrian Edmondson ❎

David Lo Pan and the Three Storms are on your timeline.

We're definitely in that timeline where the #UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin turns out to be a disgruntled WSB bro angry that UHC didn't meet their earnings forecast.

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We saw this coming. 👾

when Robert Downey Jr. visited Wall Street in 1992 and started cooking everyone the moment he left 😭😭

Trump's unpaid interns 20mins after he announces the impending announcement of a "very big deal" #TheThickOfIt

In honor of Gary Larson's birthday, here is my favorite Far Side Comic. Show me some of your favorites!!!

Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

Ted Cruz this is what you look like