Pedo cop: but it’s my favourite shirt Lawyer: I need be paid in advance

Must be REAL fun at parties

The mashup we didn’t need and I’m sorry for making.

The fact that was called a TD on the field to begin with is very concerning.

If you’ve been to State College you get why it’s called Happy Valley which is part of why their fans have such high standards. However. It’s a very difficult place to get to which limits the program more than their fans realize.

Sometimes I forget that the 2020 Four Seasons Total Landscaping thing happened in real life and not in the b-plot of a network sitcom that while a fan favorite was unceremoniously cancelled after two seasons. We are so lucky to have had that.

Never ceases to amaze me how many folks who’ve heard RATM are in Paul Ryan mode, having literally ZERO understanding of anything that band was about and even less understanding where any of us might stand on contemporary issues. Recently was talking to a couple at a restaurant

SAQUON BARKLEY IS NOT OF THIS WORLD. 📺: #JAXvsPHI on CBS/Paramount+ 📱: atnfl.co/watch

Niños jugando a pídola, by Francisco Goya, 1777-85

That proves it. Trump does NOT know ball!

rip quincy jones man💔🐐

I appreciate that he is apologizing for reacting the way he did, but he should have done that to the guys face instead of his phone.

WHAT CONTROVERSY, BRET?! PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME!

"Mystery live tiger"

In-villa-Ironman 🏊🏼‍♂️🚴🏼‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️ What’s next? #VB77 🎥 Paul Ripke

Whoever runs this shitty account now is just content farming. Which is something the original person who ran the account did, too. Mahomes was talking to his lineman.

Shit is gonna be hilarious when they conclude their investigation and find there was no number juicing. Nope the whole world danced 1 billion times to you getting your ass beat on that track. They was jamming too

Stop retweeting this now!