Dissociating at the gym is somewhat of a pastime for me

If you can decipher this image from our D&D session tonight I'll give you 5 bucks

"Stupid freakin Limbruls! Don't you realize that you being the person you wanna be makes me uncomfortable and upset, and I get offended by you loving yourself and being happy in your own body?? Then I'll turn around and call YOU the snowflake, buh" - This loser

Remember when I said only bigots would care that Hunter Schafer is trans? The snowflake spouting stupidity in my replies is proving my point so freaking well lmaoo

This is 9/11 for old white church ladies

A week? 💀

Forced to go to the sing-along K-Pop Demon Hunters movie and the theater doesn't even have pretzels anymore. This may very well be my thirteenth reason.

Shh don't tell anyone but that movie kinda slapped

Had to be up at 3:45am to open at my other job yesterday, had to do it again today and now I close tomorrow

OR, and I know this may seem crazy, just... get a bigger box? idk.

Imagine stubbing your toe on this at 3:28am

Just realized it's been a while since I've given y'all a gym update! Not that most of you care about that lmao. Today was chest and arms, and mah godt I had an insanely good workout! Very happy with my progress so far.

Made the pilgrimage today. Blessed be thy name, Buc-ee. 🙏🫶

PSA: I love my gorgeous wife(left) and this giant duck we found

When you REALLY have to hit that word count:

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