Let's set a world record together and get the most retweeted tweet on Twitter. Beating the current world record held by Yusaku Maezawa 前澤友作 (5.3 million!) We got this 🙌

Idk who needs to hear this but... go to the gym !!

I miss playing rockband

"social anxiety is an excuse" would you enjoy being scared of ordering a damn menu? hearing people laughing and instantly thinking they're laughing at you? counting your money a hundred times to make sure you don't make a fool out of yourself? this. is. not. a. fcking. joke. ok

Unpopular opinion: I think social media has absolutely destroyed our generations ability to be truly happy...we’re always seeing someone else who we think has it better than us and it causes us to think what we have isn’t good enough

Me to my wife: "Wanna watch Svu?" My wife: "Sure but can we skip the int- Me:

my heart goes out to every girl who’s ever had to watch the person they love be with the girl they were told not to worry about; your suspicions were valid i’m sorry you were made to look crazy bc of it. trust your gut girls!

my relationship w my grandma is different, man. the day i lose her, i lose a part of myself. that lady is my WHOLE heart, my world.

OKAY TWITTER. PLEASE DO YOUR THING! SO Kane Brown JUST TOLD ME OVER HIS LIVE TWITCH STREAM IF THIS TWEET GETS 25,000 RETWEETS HE WILL PERFORM AT MY WEDDING NEXT YEAR!!!! HELP A GIRL OUT!!

I hate when I tell someone I have to run errands and they ask what errands. Man I don’t fucking know I’m gonna grab a coffee somewhere and figure that shit out after

I haven’t seen a bird today…

10:00 PM..? Time for a breakdown 🙃

goodnight to everyone but Squilliam Fancyson from Spongebob

“DANG” Brei Counts

“if we don’t at least have a 2 hour delay tomorrow I think I’m physically gonna harm myself.” -Kid in my study hall