ITS SPOOKY SEASON

Over running a meeting at the end of the day should be a disciplinary offense

Deciding when to watch the nightmare before Christmas is causing more stress than I thought it would

#DepecheMode

Whoever messaged my mum pretending to be me please fuck off 🙃

First of all she said ‘the Tories’ (which implies the party and its values rather than the voters) and second of all, this sentiment is entirely reasonable given the state of things at the moment.

Remember: it was fine to call Jeremy Corbyn a "terrorist sympathiser", "a dangerous antisemite", and claim that he wanted to "reopen Auschwitz", but totally unacceptable for a political leader to say she detests the Tory party.

Coming soon 👀🧑‍🚀

THIS is the graphic that you all need to share today.

Just remembered I broke the slow cooker and now I’m sad again

Just shy of 700,000 signatures. Let’s get this over 1 million now —> petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6197… #GeneralElectionNow #EnoughIsEnough

I’ve played 13 hours of shining pearl in two days and it’s been so relaxing. Going back to work tomorrow will be torture

on a mission

ITS COMING