Actually, if you're dumb enough to do this, please do this and then don't vote

🚨🚨🚨🚨 Leaked audio of Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo admitting that the new COVID lockdowns in New York (targeting Orthodox Jews only) is not based on any science or medical expertise, but rather in his words is a “fear based response.”

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I promise I’m not mean, I just communicate through dry, asshole humor.

But hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhow does the virus know what you're doing?

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

“If we can’t work, he can’t work.” The owner of Breda & Barley restaurant in the Los Angeles suburb of Covina, CA blocked the health inspector’s car in with his truck in protest after the health inspector fined him for people eating outside.

A horrible day for the country. Violent rioting inside the Capitol must be met with the full brunt of the law.

They weren’t asking about your rich friends you go to the French Laundry with, they are talking about the small businesses you’re ruining you clown.

Reporter: What about three masks? Fauci: yes, that’d be better. Reporter: 4 masks? Fauci: yes. I could see that. Reporter: 5 MASKS? Fauci: yes. That’s a real possibility Reporter: ok ok.... 6 masks?! Fauci: yes. That could do it

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I want to leave this planet

Happy birth day america you crazy bitch u dont look a day over 244

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How it works folks: 1️⃣Wildfire experts come to me & others with solutions. 2️⃣We introduce bills. 3️⃣Supermajority votes them down or refuses even a hearing. 4️⃣Fires continue to get worse. 5️⃣Supermajority cancels wildfire oversight hearing.

COVID: *kills obese people at an exponentially higher rate* The federal government:

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