I just watched Yaya Toure clips and I’d like to humbly apologise for my lack of ball knowledge, Paul Pogba couldn’t hold a candle to this brudda 😭

kim cattrall summer

blithe spirit That's my second favorite Nancy comic. This is my favorite:

we was on twitter counting down their oxygen like it was an album release😭

in color too??? nah she was fed up 😭

You’re probably getting ads for islamic #clobber because you never shut the fuck up about Muslims you freak

blithe spirit

Gay bar near Pentagon is busy, no attack tonight.

how it feels to pronounce it as ih-rahn as a white guy

“I asked grok” “I asked chatgpt” well I asked 100 people to name something you might buy at an airport, top 6 answers are on the board,

Thinking of my old mate Shaney on what was his birthday today. A truly great professional. So many wonderful memories, on screen and off. Loved working with him. Often in my thoughts. #PaulShane #HideHi #YouRangMLord #OhDoctorBeeching

It's a lovely day out there lads so don't forget to stay indoors arguing with strangers on the Internet 👍

ipad babies are OUT it’s time for pea bag babies

why don't we sell hurricane names? it's free money for NOAA i want to see headlines like "Hurricane CapitalOne decimates Gulf Coast"

my dad put my mom (his ex wife) and me into a group message together at one in the morning to tell us to listen to lola young

As long as they don’t shrink my Dick.. lol

Oh they’re like divorced, divorced

If I looked like that, I wouldn’t even know how to read.

I was really good at using at a microfiche machine.

Shanine Shanine Helen Lippell No way he’d commute from Croydon.