“I’m not drinking tonight” **March Madness AND Matness on quite possibly the greatest Friday of the fiscal year so far

Spend 1 weekend in the lax… this is what I see. #SHRINK

Hey Grok, based on my tweets, which public figure, past or present, do I sound like

Funny idea! I’ll bookmark this one for later! (Need a new Brandt Stare single soon). Frauds

CMON BLUE I CAN SEE IT FROM HERE #ghetto

Cat ears to lunch? #shrink Matty Ice Bobby Smokes

What kind of #WhyD3 team is allowing guys to go signal pitches to hitters like that. Let’s see how hard you can throw it at an earhole. #d3baseball

Interesting. John’s Hopkins, Susquehanna, Cortland. East Coast just sucks in general. Bethel? Lost their only good player. Saint Johns loses the QB they paid to come play? @DrunkBastard_8 Bobby Smokes Matty Ice

Wow

🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 RUMOR HAS IT Watson Allan (Bubba/Wubby/Wubba) IS THE FIRST EAGLE THAT WILL BE FOLLOWING THE NEW JANUS REGIME TO #UPTheExperience Thoughts? Drunk ‘Revere’ Bastard Bobby Smokes Matty Ice WIAC Guy Patrick “Pat” Rogers

Jim McGraw, PhD Bobby Smokes Drunk ‘Revere’ Bastard

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Onalaska Football Coach @TYash42 has put his name in the hat for the UW-L Head Coaching gig that has recently open. #WIAC #UWL #Unreal Phat Orton what do you think of that?

Time to drop some WIAC lore. Coaches…players… it’s all coming out. Someone give me a team and we’ll start. Start off slow, borderline get into HR issue