Italian pizza is good, New York pizza is good, Chicago pizza is good, Detroit pizza is good. We need to stop fighting and unite to destroy our common enemy: Pennsylvania.

Micklethwait: If you add up all the promises you have made it would add $7.5 trillion to the debt. Trump: Tariffs.. Micklethwait: That’s barely the cost of two of your promises Trump: That’s like for what company you’re talking about

Trump: You gotta be able to finish a thought because it’s very important. This is big stuff.  Micklethwait: You’ve gone from the dollar to Macron Trump: It’s called the weave

Q: After January 6, will you commit now to respecting and encouraging a peaceful transfer of power? Trump: You had a peaceful transfer of power Host: You had a peaceful transfer of power compared with Venezuela Trump: I wasn’t sure if I wanted to do this interview Host: The

Voter: I am a Republican that’s no longer registered. Your inaction during your presidency was a little disturbing to me. What happened during January 6th and the fact that you waited so long to take action while your supporters were attacking the Capitol. Coronavirus, I thought

The best journalist in America is a 56 year old construction worker from New Jersey.

Donald Trump says the parents of school shooting victims should understand their children’s safety and even lives were sacrificed so that others could have guns for “entertainment and sport.”

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Jim Gaffigan is a LEGEND! 😂 He said that with Donald Trump sitting five feet from him.

Y'all remember that Park City Karen cyclist that picked on that kid? Enjoy this cinematic masterpiece. Nature is healing.

What a fantastic Halloween costume. So many options this year. Are you dressing up?

I just thought this was hilarious

It just keeps going...

Tortillas Challenge,Keep Your Mouth Shut 🤣🤣🤣🙈

his carefree attitude has me rolling

My meager education in biology and evolution gave me the mistaken impression that evolution optimized everything. But it didn't. One example is the recurrent laryngeal nerve (RLN). It goes from behind your ear, loops down below your aorta, and then back up to the voice-box 1/2

The camera looking for him is just wild 😂

i love seeing people's faces when they realise who hannah played in game of thrones 😭

I will tolerate recurrent laryngeal nerve slander no longer! It's actually the result of several elegant solutions to difficult problems in embryology, and the length is a non-issue. A 🧵 1/13