i haz a scared

me refreshing

I can’t even open twitter in the bar discreetly, everyone knows what I’m looking at now

Am I going to chow down on this? YOU BET JURASSIC!

Shoot in THIS economy? Holla at yer boy Four Loko!

This is my 13th reason

The Beer Cheese Soup update to Finnegan’s has quickly become a favorite. It calls to me like the Green Goblin mask

This is a very good tweet

Sunday Evening Islands in the sun

🚨NOT FOR AMATEURS🚨 This burger is HAWT but damn delicious. You can avoid some of the heat by not eating the pepper on top 😬

This weather FUCKS

You’re the first to know — Legends of the Serpent’s Temple, our brand new game show, is now open for bookings this weekend! Reserve your spot right now! thebureauorlando.com/book

Okay, who we getting together for this?!!

On the heels of the Pulse anniversary watching Ginger Minj hugging Cynthia and Ariana on RuPaul's Drag Race was a healing I didn’t know I needed 🖤

Objectively hilarious this is allowed to happen

OOMFS DO IT ✨✨ name: Brad height: 6’0” star sign: Taurus nickname: hey you age: 38 relationship status: single 🏳️‍🌈 with a cat fav season: spooky chicken sauce: teriyaki fav color: pool blue

Had that dream where you’re running and then forget how to run but this time to TEENAGERS were filming me 🫨

What if one of the tanks just went off

Soo excited! My opening day ticket for April that got pushed to early May, then late May and now *who knows* 🥴

Bit slow for a ‘Fast and Furious’ ride