Smallville isn't big enough for a Starbucks, but in December Ma puts a peppermint stick in my morning cocoa, and that's just as good.

Know what would make a great XMas or Hanukkah present? Some of the great merchandise on SUPERBOY.COM. It's all officially Superboy-approved!

Beware of counterfeits - all true SUPERBOY.COM products are stamped with the Superboy shield. You don't want less than the real deal.

Wouldn't Grandma want a Superboy handtowel? Or your maybe your niece wants to cuddle with an adorable Superboy plush toy, proudly US-made.

Maybe your Uncle Joe wants a Superboy tire gauge set. Or maybe he wants a sexy Swimsuit Superboy 2011 calendar-SUPERBOY.COM doesn't judge!

I mean, I'm just saying. It looks like a cool website...not that I know Superboy or anything.

When Kara wasn't looking, Ma baked forty pies. I ate forty pies. That's as many as four tens. And Kara got none of them.

I mean. I read about tactile TK on wikipedia.

Know what sucks? Buying teen superhero merchandise from unlicensed vendors. Just say no!

(Joe Lobo.)

Picking Ma some flowers for Mother's Day. Do you think this is enough? http://tinyurl.com/2utpyg9

What am I talking about, of course not. Better pick up some bath salts too.

Dear Ma: Roses are red/ violets are blue/ Remember that Kara/ loves you less than I do. Happy Mother's Day! XOXO Conner

Guidance counselor says "chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool" isn't enough extracurriculars for most college apps.

Except Arizona State.

I wish I could put my *real* extracurriculars on there. They're kind of SUPER.

Jim Harper throws the best Memorial Day BBQs! They involve sitting in quiet contemplation of the meaning of war, then fasting.

Summer vacation in Smallville! Yeah, watching the wheat grow is awesome.

in honor of oil-soaked birds, 'tweets' are now 'gurgles. http://bit.ly/cIhZNf

I thought Ma said we were going back to cool shopping and got all offended. Then I realized what she actually meant, and I was sad.