What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. #ballsmahoney420g is LIVE now and playing Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare Sub goal 10/10 come chat!! twitch.tv/ballsmahoney42…

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing. #MortalOlympian is LIVE now and playing Overwatch 2 Overwatch 2 queue watching from downstairs while I wait to get in twitch.tv/MortalOlympian

I am too tired to quote today. #BoredSquidy is LIVE now and playing Apex Legends Apex while overwatch is down | Apex Legends twitch.tv/BoredSquidy

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them! #dswishhhhh is LIVE now and playing Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare Rebirth Warzone Tournament Tune In twitch.tv/dswishhhhh

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face. #LUC1F3RG4MING is LIVE now and playing Call of Duty: Warzone [18+] Playing Sweaty Matches With My Dad! Gotta Get a dub Then League Come Stop By Chat and Say Hi! Sponsored ad twitch.tv/LUC1F3RG4MING

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav. #EspyUnknown is LIVE now and playing VALORANT Valorant comp twitch.tv/EspyUnknown

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian #EpicBaldDad is LIVE now and playing Call of Duty: Warzone Onward we chase The W Jump In Get Epic!! twitch.tv/EpicBaldDad

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts. #Cheesymacguy is LIVE now and playing Apex Legends Almost Friday: For Time Legends Apex twitch.tv/Cheesymacguy

Every new day is another chance to change your life. #JKGAMER1337 is LIVE now and playing Overwatch 2 Quick Play and then Competitive | 723 Followers | 720p twitch.tv/JKGAMER1337

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk. #adamesparza52 is LIVE now and playing Apex Legends On todays episode of "Will I whoop ass or get my ass whooped in apex"y | !giveaway | !socials | twitch.tv/adamesparza52

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. (Robert Brault) #bondistheillest is LIVE now and playing Warzone just chillin n killin twitch.tv/bondistheillest

Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes. #JKGAMER1337 is LIVE now and playing Paladins Change Game | 723 Followers | 720p twitch.tv/JKGAMER1337

I am too tired to quote today. #dpottsjr is LIVE now and playing The Cycle: Frontier Sooo. Overwatch 2 is not letting me play. Seeing what The Cycle has improved. twitch.tv/dpottsjr

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing. #Daenerys1982 is LIVE now and playing World of Warcraft WoW/OW/whatever twitch.tv/Daenerys1982

I am too tired to quote today. #LUC1F3RG4MING is LIVE now and playing Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War [18+] Playing Sweaty CDL Matches! Gotta Get a Ladder Dub Then Some HC Fun! Come Stop By Chat and Say Hi! Sponsored ad twitch.tv/LUC1F3RG4MING

All that really belongs to us is time; even he who has nothing else has that. (Baltasar Gracian) #leatherlips is LIVE now and playing Pokémon GO pokemon fishing twitch.tv/leatherlips

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered. (Ralph Emerson) #mpsjonesfr is LIVE now and playing Call of Duty: Warzone Goal to 10 followers twitch.tv/mpsjonesfr

I am too tired to quote today. #Reno277 is LIVE now and playing Darkest Dungeon Will we finally do a Veteran dungeon this stream?? [Brit/18+] | Day 7 | !qotw twitch.tv/Reno277

Light tomorrow with today! (Elizabeth Browning) #LIACIFFOFLOW1A is LIVE now and playing Need for Speed™ Payback NFS Payback Story Mode / !merch / !socials / !website twitch.tv/LIACIFFOFLOW1A

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary