this gif of leonardo dicaprio running up to jonah hill pretending to be a fan is everything 😂

A simpler time was when I thought Aeropostale was a luxury brand

Gmorning. Let others rush in with the hot take and the first reply; Check in with yourself. Say exactly what you mean, Do exactly as you wish. It’s YOUR timeline, It’s YOUR time.

My 4yo hadn’t gone to the bathroom in a few hours so I asked him, “hey, do you need to go to the bathroom?”.. he replied, “no, I already did that yesterday” ... 🤷‍♀️

Have blasted Hamilton soundtrack w/ my 4yo for over a year and prepping him for #HamiltonFilm since it was announced. At 8:30am today he excitedly asked, “Mama, are you ready for wine and HAMILTON??!” Lin-Manuel Miranda (not sure why he asked about the wine 🤷‍♀️😉🍷)

Not sure if I love Netflix #wearethechampions because it’s a great show or because Dwight Schrute, I mean Rainn Wilson hacker narrates it

For some reason I thought Mare of Easttown was a British show and I thought Mare was like a British term for Detective. Was incredibly confused for most of 1st ep until I figured out Mare was her name 🙃

My child just described the name of a character in Ice Age as, “you know the naughtiest word in the world that starts with an ‘F’? It’s rhymes with that word but instead it starts with a B.” I’m just glad he’s really got the rhyming thing down 😳

My 5 yo son just told me, “I’m gonna have to find my own wife when I grow up because I won’t be able to marry you cause you’ll be dead when I’m older” ☠️

My 5yo while doing a worksheet, “I wish the wind would blow this away and I could just eat candy and sushi all day” #agreed

5yo threw a coin into wishing well. I asked him what he wished and Grandma told him not to tell me or it wouldn’t come true. Later he pulled me aside and whispered, “I wished that dinosaurs were still alive”. Glad we dodged that bullet 😳

Received a huge, confusing compliment (?) from my 6 yo- “Mom, you have a nice flat face. Sometimes I look at your bald head (points at my forehead) and think, what if a little baby chick popped out of there?” I’m open to interpretations😒#kindergartencompliments

Things my 6 yo said: “I think so many silly things in my brain. It’s like a playground in there!”

Today when my 6 yo found out something I told him to be true he told me, “Wow, you’re a lot smarter than you look.” 😔

Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers. This hatred gradually developed from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence. It took time. #GenocidePreventionDay

When listing dinner options to my 7 yo, he replied with exasperation, “Can I just get a decent taco?” 🙃

I’ve got diamonds in my eyes at the #TSTheErasTour Capital One Elevator! #TSxCapitalOne gallery.solobooth.co/photo/rXgVNA #generationalswifties U.S. Bank Stadium Taylor Swift Jordan Ness Capital One

I’ve got diamonds in my eyes at the #TSTheErasTour Capital One Elevator! #TSxCapitalOne gallery.solobooth.co/photo/rXgVNA #generationalswifties #Sweepstakes Taylor Swift Capital One