your reminder that the real culprits in all of this are the producers of The Apprentice, who took a bankrupt imbecile with no impulse control and the attention span of a coked-up squirrel and peddled him to millions of gullible dopes as ThE sMaRtEsT bUsInEsSmAn In ThE uNiVeRsE

Please retweet if your home or office wasn't searched today by the Federal Bureau of Investigation pursuant to a warrant issued by a federal judge upon a showing of probable cause.

Karoline Leavitt hates when people ask her about her nose job. This is not an April fools, see pre-op picture in the comments. DO NOT RETWEET THIS, The Karoline Leavitt is very sensitive about it.