POV: you're a zoo penguin about to be put down

You look like Whoville’s drug dealer

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>post weekly for 5+ years >blow up >leave YouTube permanently >post one more video boiling a dead walrus’s head Greatest Living American

Only one man can save BTC now

It's time to trade some memes, starting with the biggest there is. Hedge 2.0 is all about new integrations, cheaper fees for crypto pairs (now just 10 BPS) and more variety to choose from. Onwards!

Expanding our Meme category this week. Trade #fartcoin on Hedge!

Grinding every single day on Hedge. Have joined our top performers for the week on the leaderboard. Whilst we work on building Automation 2.0, which will use far more advanced reasoning than any other automation we've deployed, feel free to copy our official trading account.

Such a disgrace that WB patented the Nemesis System, and haven’t even bothered to utilise it for almost 8 years now.

TradingView has the best Cyber Monday sale in the space, don't miss it! The team is kindly giving away 4 free subscriptions (Ultimate, Premium, Plus, and Essential). Like + RT + comment your TradingView username. I'll pick the 4 winners tomorrow in the BTC Sunday update.

Mrx started trading on the platform and no one knows who he is. But killing! You can copy him on chain. Only on Hedge ☺️🤝

All time ROI for the HedgeFi trading desk is 72% ROI over 62 trades Slow, consistent returns over time, which is perfect as we scale. We’re just getting started!

Updated our Trader Profile cards on the feed. Now you can see equity curve over time. 2026 is going to be our best year yet! Come hang with one of the best communities on ETH. Great traders, sharing ideas and growing every day. hedgefi.finance

$BTC on low tmf the market is simply flat at the moment. It moves, it forms candlesticks, but without any real intention behind it. Looking at the chart, it is clear that we are stuck in a range and that the 87–87,500 area continues to act as a balance zone: every time the price

We're just about to log our 200th trade on this wallet. 29% ROI in the last 7 days 52% ROI in the last 30 days 102% ROI in the last 90+ days Hedge is the only place to receive these automated trades straight to your wallet. No KYC. On chain. Onwards!

The fall of man. Noam Chomsky, the world’s most famous critic of power structures, photographed at 30,000 feet with Jeffrey Epstein.

This is Tehran. Let that sink in. You are watching a revolution unfold live while the world’s media stays dead silent. Legacy media has become nothing more than a propaganda machine, because what news could possibly be bigger than this? Fox News CNN

A stupid first time VA just made a billion dollar company kneel by whining online that her character was too feminine. Blizzard are the most spineless, pathetic company on earth. If they had any integrity whatsoever, they would exile this rogue activist VA and hire a newer one

Pam Bondi’s face after every Epstein sexual abuse victim in the room raised their hand, saying they felt ignored by the Trump administration.