Just a reminder: Always put just used sparklers in a container of water deep enough to cover the sparkler. They hurt real bad when you step on them with bare feet !

Well, I'm finally back on Twitter. I've climbed out of the deep dark hole I was in. Am I back to normal? No, but what was normal doesn't exist anymore. I'm on my way to an unknown future.

After watching all these political commercial, I have come to the following conclusions: Most Iowa candidates, but not all, consider their opponents to be slimy, incompetent, thieving, uncaring bastards fit only to be unceremoniously thrown out of office and themselves cont..

installed regardless of the fact that they are the same as their opponents, differing only by the direction their nose points.

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Sitting here listening to and watching a PBS show I taped a year ago. Very good so after I finish experiencing It I'll save it to watch again later!

By the way, it's Doo-Wop music!

It's getting close to bedtime, have you checked the closet and looked under the bed yet? Halloween is over, but those things that reside in your home never go away!

Its ironic how banks give you dums dums when you give them your money

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Sitting here watching ghost adventures, the 2 hour episode that's on tonight. Taping the episode so I can watch it again later. #GhostAdventures

Well, watching some taped Dead Files tonight. Don't worry Zack, I'm taping your new show that's on tonight. Of course, I'm also taping Lawrence Welk. Of course I'm putting it on my DVR. I do have a DVD/VCR recorder as a backup. And lots of various types of media.

The only thing worse than suffering is suffering alone.

Last night I dreamed of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach. That explains the footprints I found in the litter box this morning.

President Donald J. Trump please talk about how you will protect Social Security during #RNC2020. This is a top issue for voters 50+. Social Security is a hard-earned benefit and a promise that must be kept. #ProtectVoters50Plus

WELCOME DANI! KWWL is delighted to announce that our new weekend evening anchor Dani Miskell will begin tonight on News at 6 & 10! Coming in from California, we are excited for Dani to be joining our team! Don't forget to tune in.

BREAKING… MULTIPLE REPORTS of BIDEN'S STATE DEPARTMENT actively BLOCKING the private extractions of Americans by private operators... US STATE DEPARTMENT is also asking other countries in the region not to except any private aircraft carrying US citizens.

Remember! Assumptions will bite you in the ass every time!

Two teenagers have died following a fatal car roll over into a ditch near Milo on Friday night, according to a police report. kwwl.com/news/top-stori…

Children who watch television night and day will go down in history – not to mention mathematics, geography, and grammar.