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And very definitely this (thanks Tanya Fish)

I knew it wouldn't take him long to kill it and wouldn't believe in free speech at all when it applied to criticism of himself. Signed, Parody Elon's Musk.

"Cowboys at Buccaneers" is apparently what's happening, since in the era of Musk sacking most of his Twitter workforce, there's nobody left to figure out that outside of the US, the rest of the English speaking world don't much care about insular US-only sports

What's happening - "Bengals at Bills" apparently, since Musk fired all the staff involved in curating what different regions want to hear about and assumed all English speaking countries must care about insular US sports ignored outside US.

What even is this bullshit? Why does post-Musk Twitter think UK care about basketball, a game we don't watch or play? Has everyone previously employed to curate things per country now been fired?

"What's happening: Wizards at Timberwolves" - goddamn it @Twitter I don't want to hear about the Hogwarts game! Also, please find a way for non-US English speaking countries to switch off this nonsense about sports barely played outside the US, we genuinely don't care.

Hi! Everything is bad and stupid and inherently wrong. there will be no further questions.

An evening to remember! 🎆🎉 Thank you to all amazing Sponsors and members of our newly introduced Leeds Digital Ambassadors programme for attending yesterday's event. A huge thanks to Donna, Imogen, Emily, Penelope, Ellie, and Samantha at @BJSSLtd for hosting this event.

Nobody, globally, has ever called it X, unless with the qualifier "Formerly known as Twitter", and even then, only journalists because they feel obliged to. Did nobody learn from what the artist formerly known as Prince taught us?

WOW there sure are a lot of extremely hot imaginary robot AI avatars vying for my affections today!

Julia I once worked for Louis-Dreyfus Company LDC and thought of you every day because was such an iconic name.