This is great/more people should make these, but the mark of a true Candyman (me) is I would take all of the bottom row in like they're my own. Because they are.

tfw "euphoria" comes on after you accidentally open FaceTime

Was going for *laryngitis*, Google.

If I played with guys that dunked, would do this Will Tschetter half air dunk move allllll the damn time; hype hype hype.

ok this is my walkoff for the night

running it back from ‘16 open.spotify.com/album/6MwSuZph…

Yeah, Donald Trump securing America's Main Character status for a guaranteed 2015-2028 stretch is *real* high up on the list of Horrible Things.

me fighting off the bullshit

tired: Gabbie and Jada, reunited! wired: whatever KM and Syd are discussing

Syd notching a block, steal, dime, *and* foul in a span of eight seconds = genuinely impressive.