thnks fr th mmrs by fall out boy hit different

Don’t ya just love when the tl lines up perfectly

This is horrific like this is genuinely shit they did during the wars and the troubles

“god i wish there was an organ that could pump blood through my entire body” the humble heart:

Okay this wins in terms of my spam message requests

I already got the biggest spoiler on this fuckass app like a year ago-I ain’t taking any more chances

Why do I bother anymore, blocking words should block accounts with the name too ffs

A Gen Z joined the team. Week one. During onboarding, the manager said, “We sometimes stay late during peak periods.” Gen Z nodded. Then asked, “Is that paid… or just expected?” The room went quiet. - No attitude. - No rebellion. - Just a question. Later that day, HR

"let me ask chat gpt" me:

Genuinely I believe hostile infrastructure like this should be illegal

i want YOU 🫵🏻 to say full, actual, uncensored words like “kill” and “rape” and “suicide” and “genocide” rather than using insipid euphemisms and puns like “graped” or “unalived”

I love women in stem

Watching the Marcello Hernandez special on Netflix and realising he DEFINITELY wrote those Pedro Pascal skits on SNL where the son (Marcello) has ADD and depression from irl experience😭

Eating an ice pop, watching Netflix in my own room in the hospital-turns out getting my tonsils out ain’t so bad. Toast soon, let’s goooo