Today's Daily Mail claims yesterday's peaceful protest in London "shames Britain". Share if you think headlines like this do more to shame our country than hundreds of thousands of people across Britain exercising their right to free speech & freedom of protest #DetoxTheDailyMail

Friday fact: more horses wear vests than chinese people.

This seems to be up again... petition.parliament.uk/petitions/2415…

80 Daves Around the World #DaveAtTheMovies

More chaffinches refusing to be bullfinches. It's broken Britain.

Committed Christians are great. In fact, I think all Christians should be committed.

Knock knock. Who is there? Cartesian doubt. Cartesian doubt who? It is impossibleto say with any certainty.

If enough of us share this message, will Vodafone UK meet these young Stand Up, Stand Out campaigners & discuss their concerns? #StartSpreadingLove

Fuck this. Where are the riots starting?

Why the fuck can't the cunt in the Sky advert say "h"?

Either there are 2 wagtails and 2 magpies in the carpark or 4 magpies and 2 are much further away than I thought.

MAKE AMERICA HELLISHLY PURITAN AGAIN

MAKE AMERICA GROUT AGAIN

MAKE A MIRACLE GRAPE AGAIN

MAKE A SITTING BULL GREAT AGAIN

BAKE A HAIRY CARD LAKE AGAIN

MAKE AMERICA SHAKES AGAIN

MAKE AMERICA GREEK AGAIN

Retweet if you are f**king annoyed that all these bigoted hate-mongers are stealing the word “Britain” and waving our national flag?

The Miscarriage of a Nation #ShorterMovies