One hell of an Ad!

RT to trigger a titans fan:

Looking forward to the gymnastics the College Football Playoff Committee does to put a 2 loss Alabama into the playoffs. It’s gonna be epic.

Alabama fans are handling their second loss as you’d expect. (Read the comments)

You want to see a dead body?

Dude doesn’t know the rules of a World Series Parade. You catch that and chug that bitch.

It turns out women enjoy having human rights, and we vote.

Voters turn down an about toon ban and the GOP shrugs and says fuck off we don’t care. I wish that shocked me.

Go on.

Exactly! Pundits are often out of touch. It was a great speech.

Sliding into the Senate Dem majority (again) like...

I’d like to report a murder!

Every time.

Boo! We wanted a snow bowl.

This is how you exhibit being an ally. Bravo.

Correct

The US doesn’t need to declare a national holiday if we beat England. We already have a national holiday for beating England.

So much this!

WTF? So it’s just political theater for the court? What a complete waste of time and resources.

The groom surprised the bride by having her students with Down syndrome be the ring bearers 🥺