I'm with Michael on this. He runs a prison, he can have any piece of ass that he wants.

"Are you serious?" "Almost always. I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had."

"I care deeply for nature." "You're wearing ostrich-skin boots." "Well, I don't care about ostriches."

"Ann just called. They had a pre-dawn mass. Then they were going to mass, so..." "Ann’s got a great deal of mass."

"Do you know what they do to people who commit treason?" "First time." "I've never heard of a second."

STEVE HOLT!

I'm sure that Egg is a very nice person, I just don't want you spending all your money getting her all glittered up for Easter.

"hey, check out who's on the hog in the rearview mirror." "GEORGE MICHAEL!" "what?" "...20 miles to Lego Land!"

Fried cheese...with club sauce. Popcorn shrimp...with club sauce. Chicken fingers...with spiiccyy cluub sauuuce.

Just forget it! I wanted to share my Pop secret with you!

Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

You're coming home guilty or somehow found not guilty.

Oh great, and now you're mocking me, you selfish cunt--ry music loving lady. Hello Maeby.

No touching!

"Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?" "That's a cross." "Across from where?"

♫ Mr. F ♫

Never promise crazy a baby.

"Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch." "When did that start?" "I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help"

We're going to have some fun, real fun. Not everything is strippers and booze and buckets of blood...why do you have buckets of blood?

"I can't stand to hear one more lie out of this family." "ah, there's the woman I'm sexually attracted to." "okay, but that's the last one."