You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.

Imagine telling your younger self that you couldn’t accomplish something because you didn’t feel like it.

A ship is safe in the harbor, but that’s not what ships are made for. You can’t cross an ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

Push through the pain. Giving up hurts more.

In order to look good in front of thousands. You have to out work thousands in front of nobody.

I’d rather die standing than live kneeling.

Every set back is a setup for a comeback.

The biggest downside of diversity in the workplace is the fact that I can’t pronounce half of my coworkers names.

Do people from New York take their new sofas home on the subway with them?

Gonna start giving homeless people the leftover crumbs from my nature valley bars when they ask for change.

Remember when our teachers would say we needed to be good at mental math because we weren’t always going to be carrying a calculator? We are in the same situation with AI right now.

Sometimes you get lucky, and you’ll never miss a lucky day if you try every day.

The secrets of the human race are clearly hidden in the asshole. That’s why the aliens are always diggin around in there.

Why the fuck do so many houses have unfinished basements. You built 90% of the house and then just… gave up?

Triple chins must go hard af on the plane. Don’t even have to carry around a neck pillow

Sorry about the rain. Walked through the grass barefoot and mommy nature got all wet and wild

I hate when it tells me I spelled powerpoint wrong because I didn’t capitalize the P’s. You aren’t important enough to have TWO capital letters in your name

Fall is really just a couple weeks of pretty leaves followed by a bunch of dead looking trees and terrible weather

WHAT ARE WE SAVING THE DAYLIGHT FOR??? I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!