. . . Honestly, you get annoyed ( at a surprisingly cleaver trick ) and suddenly you're the badguy. Well, no matter.

For one, I've never agreed to such a thing. Secondly, you only pop up when it's conveneint for you.

. . . ugh. You're so annoying.

And what is that supposed to mean, exactly?

There is no way in hell you are calling me a tsundere.

Shirou. Why are you comforting her about this !? 💢💢

Shut up!! I'm not! Where do you get off !!!

Don't belive her lies, Shirou . . .

Oh for the love of-- It's a figure of speech! ANyways! I'm not, and that's final! There's no hidden love here, no taboo feelings -- You're a bloodsucker and I'm an executioner! That's it! That's all there is too it !

She's a vampire, Shirou. Of course she was lying. And even if she's not -- That's still a monster of the night. Poised to strike and pray upon your weakness.

Even if I DID explain it to you, you'd brush it off under one of your illogocally concived notions.

Hmpt. You're completely off the mark. A logical conclusion, but a flawed one nonetheless.

Hah. If you really want to know, why don't you ask that friend of yours. Now then. I'm leaving.

< If for just a moment, an astute listening her hear something shattering. > SHI -- ROU , You'd best not of fallin for this bloodsuckers charms !

I'm not running away, idiot. I'm taking my leave, finding a different spot to continue my book. Away from a certian overly chatty buffoon.

. . . You've got to be kidding me.

< a very long and drawn out sigh. A mixture of disapointment, annoyance and utter bewilderment combined into one. She's at the end of her rope. > . . . . I cannot belive this.

☕️ *cough.* It's time to return to sword.