⠀ Not necessary. Your gauntlets mimic my firearms rather well on an inferior notion. [Slinging said weaponry over his shoulder ─ both shoulders. A snarky grin.]

⠀ ❝Friday Night Funking.❞ [Chugs a bottle of vodka.]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "I have to wonder if I told Tord I'm his biggest fan.... ~"

⠀ Did I command to see your handiwork, woman? [He’d chuckle, watching her with slight disinterest.]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀✎ ⨾ ─ hi, i’m a woman myself 🤪🤪

⠀ You wish you could take orders from me. I can see it in your eyes.

⠀ I see a woman carrying a lot of tension on her shoulders~.

⠀ [Caving? How interesting. Taking a step closer, heavy heels of his boot clicking against the floor.] ❝Care to explain your change in demeanor? Your eyes dilated and you’re suddenly overcome with a blush~.❞

⠀ [Tord is in the kitchen, cooking breakfast for his old friends! Currently scrambling eggs with the barrel of a heavy firearm.]

⠀ ❝Nonsense, Matt. I am using only the best technology to ensure not a single egg will be runny.❞

⠀ ❝Earn it.❞

⠀ ❝Fine, I use a spatula.❞ [The fugitive compromised, reaching over to grab the kitchen utensil, only to whack Matt over the head with it.] ❝Go sit down.❞

⠀ ❝I said EARN IT.❞

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⠀ ❝I do not need friends, they disappoint me.❞ [Taking a looooong drag out from a lit cigar, blowing the smoke out towards the timeline.]

⠀ ❝Look in the mirror, Jehovah.❞

i'm not GAY i just like men

what are you two FUCKING talking about?