"YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

"WAKE UP, Captain Falcon, WE MADE IT!!!"

"99. GRAND. PRIX."

"WOO, BABY! Now /THAT'S/ what I call a real competition!" The pilot has no idea just how long it's been since the 99 craze began. For someone who used to be so jaded and tired, his energy has really spiked up lately.

"Hello again, gorgeous!" Falcon would turn, catching the goddess off guard as he embraced her. With a twirl, he'd laugh. "It's just been a long time since I've felt this way!"

// WHO IS THIS RYU, AND DO THEY KNOW THEY BAITED ME INTO BEING ACTIVE FOR A MILLISECOND

"Yes, I'm alive! The F-Zero Committee has been making me participate in those crazy 99 Grand Prix races."

"Aaand there he goes. Again. I wonder if I'll be like that when I'm 98."

"I'm proud of you, Pit. What a healthy way to cope with reality."

Forgetting the fact he himself hasn't had a real game in 20 years.

"Well, uh... ACTUALLY —"

....Pfff, I'm joking! Don't take it so seriously, man!

I'm too empathetic to feel anything but sorrow at every life that passes me by.

"Haha! Of course! I... was also joking!"

Remakes are a thing. There's still hope.

The Captain Falcon struggle is shared across universes, but some seem more fortunate than others. "And it was an okay show. Be glad you had one."

"It didn't have me in it."

〝 . . . Understandable, have a nice day. 〞 ( Tch, what an arrogant bastard! 💢 )

"...Okay. That's kind of cute."