"Mhm, you suuure are.. You're so funny I forgot to fucking laugh."

"Could've guessed that when they've been gone for a fucking week.. This. Sucks. So. Fffucking. MUCH!"

"I'm gonna take all the money out of my parent's bank account if they don't come home soon.. Bitches.."

"Another car tire bites the dust. Sorry green house!.. Not sorry.."

"I. Am. So. Booored.. I've literally done everything I can think of. Fuck this town, I wish it was more interesting.."

"I've aaalways wanted to shoot a gun.. Hah! Maybe I can try that at some point, it'll probably be funnier to use living targets though."

"Modern music is so fucking shit. I can't imagine how worser it would be in the future."

"It's only 4/20 once a year, now where the fuck do I get some weed!?"

"I can't wait for summer to finally hopefully get a little break from this fucking hell-hole."

"Oh, yeah. They did. They just came back and acted like nothing had even happened."

"Oh I'm really fuckin' glad I'm not the only one who thinks that."

"Parents took my phone for a while.. Assholes.."

"I'm not depressed, but God do I wanna die whenever I wake up in this shitty ass town every day."

"Why does that fat idiot have tits?"

"Thank fuck summer is finally here. Now I don't have to attend scho-.. Oh wait! I wasn't even doing that in the first place!"

"Where the hell do I buy illegal knives? I want one of those old-school switchblades!"

Kill list: -Scot.

"Shut your fuckin' mouth!"

"God, this fuckin' town sucks so much ass! I can't even get any decent fireworks!"

"Every day I pray this town gets bombed to pieces, but it's still fucking here.. God I hate this place..*