Why didn't they just hold the flight in the first place?! Now half the passengers are pissed off they've been sat on a plane for an hour and the other half have been running round the airport, waiting for bags, having to go through security a second time... Good ol' Ryanair

Instagram is down. The influencers panic. Their power is waning. Smashed avocado on sourdough doesn't seem so appetising in this cruel, filterless world. They cling to their hair vitamins, screaming 'hashtag blessed'. Even detox tea can't save them now. #instagramdown

EMOJIS NO ONE ASKED FOR 🤡- clown 📐- set square 📠- fax machine 🖇️- conjoined paper clips 📁📂- open and closed folders 🚡🚠- two separate cable car styles 📓📕📗📘📙📔📒 - seven different books 🧺 - a wicker basket 🎛️- whatever this is #WorldEmojiDay

Happy #WorldEmojiDay

God help us all.

This 🔥🔥🔥

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Something about an August Bank Holiday without rain just doesn't feel right. It's like Halloween without pumpkins. Bonfire Night without fireworks. Independence Day without Will Smith stopping an alien invasion.

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Me this morning

I had to make sure I was following the correct Jesy Nelson because, as a not huge Little Mix fan, but VERY aware of the pressures out there... Your documentary was and will be inspiring

Arctic Monkeys AM album for sale! Free delivery rover.ebay.com/rover/1/710-53…

If you do one thing today, register to vote. If you do two things today, register to vote AND chase up that email you sent last week. If you do three things today then you're just showing off now and it's making the rest of us look bad. gov.uk/register-to-vo…

CELEBRATE STAR WARS DAY HOW TO IV Use Roman numerals V Speak like this you must VI Tell people you're their dad I Snog your sibling, never address it II Hit someone with a gigantic glowstick III Use Danish pastries as hair accessories #MayThe4th

Yesterday I finished the 275 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish from before I began listening weekly, and now I feel at a loose end and am already missing my 4 "colleagues"

All of us who work here believe Black Lives Matter.

Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! chng.it/bJXGTcV9 via Change.org UK

... Or just don't meet up with people 🤷‍♀️

Ooooh free blue drinks? In weather like this?? Sign me up! #AnotherBlueDrink

#Vaccination ➡️Ce samedi 4 septembre, le centre de vaccination municipal (situé à l’Hôtel de Ville) sera accessible à toute personne souhaitant se faire vacciner sans rendez-vous de 10h à 12h.