Project 2025 says all McDonalds ice cream machines will work

If you are cheering or joking about the attempted assassination of a former US President and current Presidential candidate, fuck you. If you clutch pearls about Trump "threatening democracy" but have said NOTHING as Biden's admin has flouted SCOTUS, weaponized the DOJ, etc etc,

Comedy gold 🤣🤣

I feel compelled to share this once again … There’s a reason Obama hasn’t endorsed her.

Well I guess I don't need to worry about doxxing Walz's battalion commander, because his battalion commander has done it himself on Facebook. So everyone understands, Walz's battalion commander was his direct supervisor, and the bond between a Lieutenant Colonel battalion

when i tell you i am in TEARS

Rudy, a man living with dementia, sings "Ave Maria" alongside singer Yvon Kanters. The video, filmed in Rudy's nursing home, became a viral sensation on Instagram, touching the hearts of many. Last month, Yvon Kanters announced Rudy’s passing honoring his legacy. Video: Yvon

Bowen Yang as Moo Deng channeling Chappell Roan on SNL.

OMGAWD these just keep getting better!

It has been said we Catholics will become known as the weirdos who refuse to kill either our old or our young. So be it - A more fitting witness to Christ is hard to think of.

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That number seems low. I MEAN HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

I can't stop watching this dude! I'm dead! 😂🤣😂🤣 #ElfOnTheShelf

Who knew that the world’s outrage over antisemitism would not come from Islamist fascists kidnapping, raping, & killing Jewish women with a pledge to do it 1000 times more, but from a Zionist man doing an awkward hand gesture because you don’t align with his American politics.

Translation: "I'm afraid these disobedient n*ggers will bow down to Massa Trump. Our cheap labor, I mean, immigrants are fleeing horrific situations that I don't care about. N*ggers should know their place and remember that chains can be put back on them if they remain uppity."

A good Sunday read. One of the DOGE boys — absolutely beautiful writing.

OMG this Trumpty Dance video is epic! The tides are turning fast America, can you feel it? 🇺🇸 #TrumpyDance

A non-targeted baby that dies in an airstrike is a tragedy. A baby that dies at the hands of his captors by being beaten to death is a violation of human decency. Both babies died. Both are innocent. Both deaths are tragic. But there is zero moral equivalence between the two