Today is the day 😮‍💨

Derp Cat Mint inbound!! GET READY!!!!

Mint is live!!! mint.creatormachine.com/bbderpcat

Bit-Booze: Derp Cat Degens Only 0.29 sol for these degens. Get in while it's still early!

And the more bit-beer the derp cats drank… the more they would know. The Degens would hoard their dCAPS away because they knew the extraordinary power they had. The bender starts soon… mint.creatormachine.com/bbderpcat

“The Bender” is more than just the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol. Escape life’s harsh realities with us… You’ll bend too… mint.creatormachine.com/bbderpcat

Made 5.5 SOL = $250 from our giveaway! We will be doing a weekly raffle for holders after mint! Mint site pinned to profile!

Hey TheS◎Lstice and Cozy ⓣhe Caller 🔥💃🏻 ... I heard you were into degen mints. Come bend with us 🙃

Derp Cats don't morph. They don't mutate. They don't transcend. They BEND. Day 1 of the Bender: ~602~

It's happening again... Win a ONE YEAR Flaviar booze subscription, delivered to your front door! 🥃 To enter: 1⃣Mint a Derp Cat for 0.29 SOL: mint.creatormachine.com/bbderpcat 2⃣RT & tag a friend! Winner announced in discord upon sellout! The bender starts tomorrow! 🧪🍺🧬 #Solana

Bit-Booze: Derp Cat Degens Flaviar When $SOL is slow get some beer to stay in da flow. Bogdan Kozhenov 🟧 #SolSummer

The fun starts today... join us on our bender.

They'll soon realize...

All influencers crying recently 😭😭 We're just over here drinkin' and schemin... Derp Cats will rule the world.

Cheers everyone! If you got a drink in your hand this weekend, you’re doing it right 😎

Labor Day weekend is close… and the derp cats can’t wait… *heavy breathing intensifies*