Huh

You’re in her DMs, I’m the reason she’s screaming at Lake Michigan

Full on Torta mode but I still love her. Canadian legend.

BS flippy BEST PLACE IN DA WORLD I WAS THERE ALLLLL DAY LOMG ANOTHER PERFECT DAY IN HEAVEN GOOD TO KEEP LOW ENERGY HATERS AWAY MOAR SPACE 4 ME & Mmy BROS NO UN FUN BUMS allOWED

Billions must die

Eff my mousecel chudsqueak life.

NEET lifestyle

While photographing the Arctic Ocean, a seal came up to breathe.

i’m assembling a team

They should just lean into it and do a dildo toss like how teams do a teddy bear toss

When a woman says “You’re a really nice/sweet/cool guy” it’s the equivalent of being a POW in a work camp and being told “You’re a really good worker”

Taking a break from this app to maximize the remaining days summer where I will be hiking, swimming in lakes, creekmaxxing, playing tennis, chasing sunsets, golfing, biking, and reading. Hope everyone has a great August!

This is the only way to call the landlord support hotline. The support worker just said “jump” then hung up 😞

It be like that sometimes 😪

The migrants are not the issue. The migrants are just a symptom. The issue is that the Western state, “our democracy,” is Saturn devouring his children. The migrants are just Saturn’s teeth. They’d use wolves if they had to. They’d become pro wolf. Shit they’re already pro wolf

You can learn astrophysics in India or Pakistan. But it's impossible to learn to drive in America there. This won't make sense unless you have driven in the 3rd world. There are no traffic signs, lights, you play chicken with every car on the road all the time, at ~20mph.