Fuck it, I’m telling them this is Jesus.

If I was Jesus I’d have simply got off the cross and proceed to beat the living shit out of all those assholes.

Joe Rogan probably did extra DMT tonight and is sitting at the Sphere just feeling it. #UFCNoche

I hope those guys get a fight bonus after that absolute slugfest! #UFCNoche

The Suga show about to start. #UFCNoche

Dana White when he realizes that pro wrestling started out as real fighting but slowly morphed into a pre-determined athletic display because the real fighting was boring and people weren’t interested in watching it anymore:

If you fought in the UFC, what division would you fight in? I’d be lightweight.

They wouldn’t let me watch the UFC PPVs at Boston Pizza anymore if this became a thing.😬

Who else thinks the Rams’ uniforms would look a lot better with blue pants? Great play and TD pass by Stafford rn but still the all white unis look like they’re wearing their underwear imo🤷🏻‍♂️ #NFL #ThursdayNightFootball

He’s a freak athlete and an all-around freak. #TysonPaul

Is it just me or does Rosie Perez have minimal boxing knowledge? #TysonPaul

Do you think that UFC and WWE should be unionized?

Where all those Maple Magas at?

I’m watching this Sevchenko fight 😒

One of… if not the worst ever main event I’ve ever seen #UFC314

UFC is in some serious trouble. This is what they offer as a main event?

This could be as good as Lawler vs McDonald…

Does Chris Weidman belong in the UFC hall of fame?