Would’ve been poetic if Eric Adams became the ambassador to Turkey

Governments are gonna start mandating a picture of RFK Jr. on every cigarette box to scare people away from smoking

Can somebody confirm whether Bill Gates has been planting chips in Labubus?

The fan in front of every Olivia Dean performance

Gooning for Gavin!!!

WOW!!! Hearing Brilyn Hollyhand was able to single-handedly pressure Eric Adams to drop out of the race after just one phone call. Nice work, young buck!

To my friend The Yankees. Rest now brothers. We have the watch and I'll see you in Valhalla.

Officially the owner of rare earth metals… arguably the rarest

Chills

Excited to announce the launch of my podcast: Reactison Williams!!! The sole focus will be reacting to Allison Williams Podcast. Guests on Reactison Williams include Eric Andre, Draco Malfoy and an AI Chat Bot trained on reacting to Allison Williams!

We’ve reached levels of political pandering where nyc mayoral candidates are being asked which parades they would and won’t attend… wild stuff here

How NBA 2K MyPlayer about to start looking

Pregaming the Ravens game with Bugonia in honor of Stavros Halkias

I don’t wanna climb the corporate ladder… I wanna play on my phone

Don’t mess with my motherfucking doppelgänger

Wouldn’t have minded watching Mueller on Adam Friedland with or without his girlfriend

Her eyelashes are caught in the Moon’s gravitational pull

There is nothing I care about less in this world than Brooklyn Beckham’s family drama