Went to piggly wiggly for the ethel Cain meal & they gave me a bag of teeth.

Ngl that lil fish scared tf out of me when it talked …

Waiting for my coworker to finish a story so I can ask to hit their vape

She wants to b me sooo bad!

9.2 inches??? The vibrations of my pussy tell me its more like 6.7

I think more gay ppl should fight at the club

Do y’all think “mmm ice cream so good” girl just be staring at the wall for a good 30 min after ending a live? Like my brain would b on the floor after doing that… I think that’s what ketamine feels like maybe 🧐

She a baddie with her baddie friend 👩🏻👩🏼

Can I say something without y’all getting mad? ..

tears in my eyes

Ok, basic.

When someone ask me for a matcha at work

If this is your fav movie ur probably annoying

Y’all ever see an old woman from afar and think it’s a 20 something twink? Happens to me often

Slept over at a guys and when he left for work this morning I decided to look under his bed & found giant arm sized dildos and a dirty cherry print bikini

Ofc they wanna take attention away from my birthday 🙄

Me when I care

y’all be ordering espresso martinis to be fancy bitch your breath fucken stank!

Soo umm yeah <3

in my room larping as a contestant on Survivor ⬇️