Hope you have found your love back now. 😅

Do you still want you daddy Poch back. Put respect on the name of Maresca now, or we will sell you to Man Utd like Money Mase.

I want everyone to apologise for shaming our own Sanchez, even before the game started. I knew it will be his day, thanks for not making me look like a joker. You earned a next season no1 spot. Also, apology to Gusto, you were unbelievable today, pocketing Kvicha and Mendes.

Nuno and Hakimi are no more the best fullback in the world. A half fit Reece, Gusto and Cucurella dethrone them in 2 days, after they were crowned by youtube football creators and twitter trolls post Real Madrid match. Vitinha and Neves has lot to learn from Caicenzo to be best

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It's funny how Joao Pedro was chilling on beach, enjoying his vacation, when he got a call from Chelsea 2 weeks back. Joined mid season from knockouts, was not in touch, yet dunked Donnaruma and made Marquinhos and Beraldo his bitch.

The owners not rushing for FOS sponsor and waiting for CWC might just turn out to be blessing in disguise. With all UECL and CWC money coming in and qualifying for CL next season, any sponsor will want to get their name on our shirt with the gold badge on it for next 4 years.

Now the world knows who is Enzo Maresca, he loves chess, he is master tactician. They said he will be sacked by Christmas because he came from Championship, but like our players, he was learning and had point to prove. Really happy to have him as my Gaffar, remember the name.

This picture of just gives a vibe of "Living the Dream" He saw his mates jumping of the ship, but he stayed in our worst. He had his own battle with injuries, got called out for his leadership in start of season, only to be World Champion. He has been the best of Cobham.

Garnacho has good potential and it seems he will end up with us no matter what. But I'm not much worried about his attitude part, we have papa Enzo Fernandez to school him. A passionate Argentinian will guide him well. And if it doesn't works out, we make profit on him like Felix

What a spell from Siraj and Prasidh. They have won us the game and leveled up the series for us. This test series will be remembered for long time. It's time for us to move ahead of Bumrah dependency. The bowlers take up the batton when he ain't playing. #OvalTest #INDvsEND

Sir DSP Siraj sahab just detained and arrested tall over confident English men in Oval. Wasim Jaffer here is a headline for you to post. #INDvsENG #OvalTest

Cole Palmer's 2 goal in 90 mins to snatch victory from Man Utd's jaws. They were leading 3-2 in 90 mins and Garnacho was already declared MOTM and then Cold Palmer happened.

Guys where are we watching tonight's game??

The most impressive player for me today was Essugo. I didn't missed Caicedo in 2nd half. Hato, Gittens, Estevao, Santos all had been good, satisfied with new signings. One thing for sure, we're not missing Jackson. Delap and JP is just level up. JP might be my favorite player.

I clinical finisher + playmaker + pitch bully. Oh how much I waited for such a number 9. Also seeing Gittens dribble pass his men from left made me realise, that's how LW should be.

Good we sold petrovic for profit. He is just a mid goalkeeper.

This Wirtz debut reminded me of Havertz. Just no misplaced pass. Dude was wearing Harry Potter's invisible cloak.

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