A Taurus Moon ghostwrote this

“Hustle hard and become highly skilled!” Why, so the goddess Athena can grow jealous of my skills and turn me into a spider? No thanks.

Almond milk that tastes like liquid marzipan AND froths when you steam it???

YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

The queen dying just in time for sweatshirt and bike shorts weather is diana’s final revenge

well they move fast

Joking about the Queen dying is NOT okay. Whether you like her or not, she was someone’s wife, mother, sister, cousin. This is a very hard day for that one man.

the “devil’s lettuce” is coleslaw not weed

Poutine

sometimes i'm like "what is wrong with millennial women" and then i remember how in the early 2000s special k tried to wipe us all out by telling us to replace breakfast and lunch with a cup of cereal and a splash of skim milk

Don’t fight me, just kiss me xxx

Twitter right now feels like...

Do it. Believe in yourself with the confidence of a tepid and mediocre fin-bro who tanked one of the world’s biggest social media platforms.

“This is more of a comment -“ SIR DO NOT I AM WARNING YOU

I would spend so much money there

I don’t want to be a girlboss, I just want to be a tiny cat basking in a sunbeam.

Happy IWD to all the grown men throwing hissy fits about art made by women. You've fuelled us. We're now actively making art that you will hate. 😘

BWP is the film that both ignited my love of horror as a genre and my desire to make film. I watched it again recently for the first time in a while and it still gives me the creeps.

Montréal: STM officers at Charlevoix at the bottom of the stairs past the turnstyles. Proceed accordingly.