Burglars gave up working from home when they realised they were stealing their own stuff!

Surprising to smell cannabis in the stand at the Phoenix game tonight. Wouldn't you want to be excited rather than chilled out? #WPXvMVC

Two Oskars on the bench! #NEWvWEL

Leigh Broxham played against Wellington Phoenix in their very first A-League match in August 2007. For reference, Vaughan Coveny also played in that game and he's now 52 years old. What a career and servant to MVC.

Banner ready for tonight's Wellington Phoenix semi-final #WLGvMVC

Now that he's playing for the USA is Corey Anderson gonna change his name to Cilantro Son? @coreyanderson78

I still can't get over how bad AI has become. And this is coming from a computer scientist who spent over a decade studying and programming AI. I fucking LOVE AI, but here are 10 reasons I absolutely fucking hate it now, a 🧵 ...

So many scams these days :-( Surely it won't be long until we see the headline: "Scammer accidentally robs their own parents"

BACK TO THE FUTURE was released 39 years ago today. One of the most beloved movies of the 1980s, and the film that made Michael J. Fox a movie star, the behind-the-scenes story is pretty heavy… 1/45

Let's start asking this question on public transport: theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Now there's a flag #nzflag

The govt is very focused on improving school attendance. It also wants to rollback standards for insulation that, by making houses warmer and reducing severity of asthma and the like, *reduces* the number of days of school that children miss. #joinedupgovt phcc.org.nz/briefing/new-z…

England has a Wessex, Essex, Sussex, and Middlesex. Shouldn't it also have a Nosex?

This dog was spotted showing up everyone else on the water. But in their defense, he has two extra legs. 14/10

For Americans, maturity means asking: "Would my health insurance cover this dangerous physical activity?" ... do countries with universal health care ever reach maturity?

Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Louis C.K. sorry for the strokes Scientology sorry for bad religion CIA sorry for dead kennedys Lazy texters sorry for u2 Owl sorry for the who Blind dog sorry for wet leg UK beef industry sorry for madness

Make This the Happiest Christmas — Give Your Wife an Electric Electric Vehicle Association ad, 1912.

1/7 My wife rolls her eyes when I tell her I'm doing research by going to Mt Smart to watch Auckland FC play. But I think our city's new & absurdly successful football team & its fans might help answer a crucial sociological question. I fear I won't like the answer.

There's no Wrexham lager in Wellington! Shambles! Wellington Phoenix 🔥 giving a good account against Wreham Afc #WPXvsWXM