The amount of damage done to high school bands by this measure number cannot be overstated

RUDE

BREAKING: Gen Z and young Millennials under 30 voted at such a high level and skewed for Dems so much we canceled out every voter over age 65 across the US house races.

People say Twitter-as-news has made us stupider, but deducing what actually happened from the jokes is a SKILL. You try and make sense of the Bay of Pigs Invasion from two hundred accounts tweeting, 'It's me, I'm the pigs.'

For saying that a character on The 100 frequently made bad decisions. I’m not saying which one in case their fans find me again.

Beatles albums are like "I'm going to give you one of the most soaring, emotional songs you've ever heard" and then the next track is like "doo doo doo! Mr Man and his Silly Hat went for a walk!"

thanks, very specific

4 nobles, chillin in a mead hall 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

This is the way

Legit one of the biggest problems with the Clone Wars series is that it WILL Stockholm Syndrome you into appreciating the prequel trilogy.

Age AND location: Prange’s

😂👍🏻🤦🏻‍♀️😭 A mixed bag…

You know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid And Donner and Blitzen But they were all of them deceived for another reindeer was made

I was doing a bit about how if you zoom in on anywhere in England in Google Maps you get stupid town names, tried it to demonstrate, and

can’t imagine a more beautiful thing!

50 years ago today, one of the most iconic Sesame Street segments first aired on PBS. Kermit and Joey recite the alphabet 🍪

Coming back here long enough to drop the link to the annual Space Oddity fundraiser, for the benefit of those who may be interested but don't follow me elsewhere. Help us throw our music party at MarsCon: Gone Rogue! #MarsCon2023 gofund.me/dc628c1f