I don't think enough of the conversation about food waste in America factors in things like this. It's time to deal with the real issues.

Dinner roast for brains

my swiss roll needs to calm down

Lady at our church who used to be Wiccan, bringing her crockpot in for the potluck: “This used to be my cauldron for spells. I use it for the Lord now.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm not 100% sure, but I'm 97.9% sure this was written by an #Adventist writer.

The Buffalo Times, New York, June 12, 1910

My coworker is making beet pie instead of pumpkin pie because "it's healthier", ma'am, pie is not time to pull a "healhier" card.

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We've strayed too far from Sister White's light 😪

Why is an Adventist wanting to make vegetarian BACON?🤨

Sometimes being a vegetarian is about eating a Tuscan kale salad with roasted chickpeas + sweet potatoes and sometimes being a vegetarian is about eating half a loaf of bread and 6oz of sharp cheddar and I think that's beautiful.

This is the future John Harvey Kellogg warned us about 😪

how do i tell my evangelical mother why i’m laughing so hard at the breakfast she’s made

SCAMMERS among us!! 😱

A YummyYummy-gate update!

If you cut open an Adventist's heart and count the rings, you can tell how many Big Franks they've eaten

Who will help Karen find her Heavenly Hash?

Being an Adventist food account, obviously I'm partial to pie. 🥧

🧐 there's a lot going on here