Split compensation credits are live!!

Early estimates point to the total split compensation being around ~2.5million credits and 25 million boosters. This is a loss of 200 billion dollars in potential profit for SD. Sad days man.

Ayo another gold + rainbow kirby baby!!

Alright snorlax I've had enough of your shit. Wake the fuck up and get out of the pathway.

🚨 Happy Holiday Giveaway 🚨 MARVEL SNAP Season Pass Giveaway: To enter: 1️⃣ Like/Repost/Follow me 2️⃣ Tag your bestie! Winners will be picked Saturday Dec 7!

This is how I see everyone who whiffs with a single key and then complains the system was bad to them

Other people: can't wait for 2pm for the Marvel Snap daily reset! Me: oh boy I can't wait for 2pm to see if Jacob Trouba's bumass finally gets waived

His bumass was indeed, NOT, waived

What challenge are we talking about here

Love y'all 🥰 here's to 2025 INTERROBANG Tuccrr

Welp, you won't be seeing many more Snap tweets from me for the time being. It's been nice connecting with y'all! Now to figure out what to shout about next. Back to Hockey? Pocket? Real life (yuck)?

Oh hey, what's this? Let me go ahead and drop this here. I kicked in a lot of doors to get this information to you.🦶🚪 (Realistically, I asked REALLY nice and cried a little) BEHOLD! Mythical Island! ✨ 🏝️

How will this work with a Mon like Charizard EX? It says discard 2 🔥 energy right? So if you load Mew up with any other energy, you won't have to discard? Seems crazy.

In other news we setup our new robot vacuum today and this thing is sick. I think I'm in love.

New Arishem strategy - run bad cards in your deck so that he can't generate them for you

First pack!! What'd y'all get??

I told myself I'd log in one last time to one-tap Doom in case I ever come back. Snap decided to say "fuck you" one last time lmao

I let my wife rip 20 packs - here are her hits. I think I need to let her open my packs more often! I still only have 1 Servine and 0 Serperior 😭 also this is my only Mew EX. Feels bad man, 33 total packs so far.

Fighting the urge to hand my baby over to my wife every time he says "mama" (he does not know how to say anything else consistently)

This website is a hell-hole and my recent break from it has been lovely. Currently considering whether or not to just disappear from most forms of social media. If we've interacted positively on here - thank you.