I was talking to my Dad about flight delays and staffing issues, and my dad pointed out a problem I'd missed entirely. There are no new pilots.

Hello there new iPhone 14 devices supported in Litmus! #emailgeeks #iPhone14 #iOS16

this is in 5 parts and i’ve been watching & waiting for the next part to drop like a series on apple tv. part 1:

PSA: if you vote for a racist, you're endorsing racism*, which (wait for it), means you're a racist. *yes, even if you "dislike the alternative candidate" or are "a single issue voter." Seems like there are few actions more racist than putting known racists in power.

Liz Truss implemented the GOP's whole economic plan and collapsed her economy within a month. I feel like this should be a bigger deal in the Midterms...

The man brought a sink, I am fully expecting him to fire 69% of us on Friday at 4:20pm

Okay everybody it's Zero Hour for this website, post your favorite tweets and give them a little kiss goodbye.

Recaptcha wants me to call a motorcycle a bicycle and it makes me mad every time

How to find people you follow on twitter over on Mastodon: vis.social/@Luca/10925390…

What if the point of political journalism is not to predict outcomes but to clearly lay out what’s at stake in our political choices?

Did Twitter Blue tweet just cost Eli Lilly $LLY billions? Yes.

Someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night

Thanks Sylvan Esso for spending 424 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Sunburn. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/39vA9Yl…

This isn't terrifying at all to look at.

So many dudes that spent the last 5 years being dead wrong about crypto, pivot right to "No one wants to work anymore!" and "anti-woke" talking points, with no acknowledgement of their last round of bad calls and failure to understand the world. Why do y'all listen to them?

Still mad at how bad the attempt by MotoGP™🏁 to copy Drive to Survive was. They had an opportunity to bring people to the sport and botched it so terribly

A mass shooter murders six people. I go on MSNBC and refer to God with the "Her" pronoun while talking about the religious context of this horrific incident. Guess which one this editor at Fox News wants to discuss? Unsurprisingly, he did not have a good response to my answer.

The beginnings of my amateur hummus modeling career

Kind of accidentally opened Twitter after a long time of avoiding it. I've missed all of you. Hope you're doing well. Elon sucks.