B takes Bahamas 🇧🇸

opened 2 gifts today and they were my eyes. good morning

mfs with no sense of urgency <<<

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten tf up

yes i have my own money yes i want yours too

I wish you all knew how funny I really am. It’s unfathomable.

Yes, I’m on my one millionth get-my-shit-together journey and I’ll do it again as many times as I need to.

morning.

My version of deep cleaning is just throwing everything away. I’m overstimulated bye!

just found out it doesn’t matter how early i go to bed i just don’t wanna go to work

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

common sense ain’t so common, even yo mama dumb

it’s not cliché, it’s the truth

me at the overthinking awards

to become the person you want, you must destroy the person you are

just replied to 2 texts