Full admiral akbar mode with that meeting

Dude.

“I wish for no crypto gains taxes!” The genie’s face contorts into what could beat be described as a smile. “As you wish”

bro

Ze cat is no longer bouncing 😔

Gulf of America was such a huge red flag on how dumb things were/are going to get

Last cycle punished people for overtrading, this one for the opposite.

Trump probably promised more aid to Ukraine to get the Europeans onboard for the Iran war.

My family trying to stage an intervention as I head to the bar again.

The Aztec option

I just checked the coins

Less and less signal on here

Use bitcoin for blackmail ring. Stuck with so much bitcoin you aren't sure how to generate enough liquidity to sell it all. Meet Saylor and find him off-putting but play a long game. Liquidity secured. Adios.

These Hegseth pressers are actually incredible. Crystal meth Rumsfeld. Floridly insane

+1 for "Crystal-Meth Rumsfeld"

gm ☕️

I feel the weekend escalation is panic because they know the markets implode next week. They want surrender before Monday’s open.

Makes sense for Iran to do a very heavy wave of attacks tonight so the market wakes up to dire headlines

One unappreciated thing is just how much better Russia's air defense systems are. They exist on another planet from ours.