"Newcastle fan Mark Clattenburg claims referee Simon Hooper 'got it all wrong' after not sending off Liverpool player against Newcastle United 🤯" - Corrected for you.

I have it on a reasonably good authority that if Newcastle grease the palms of Wolves with £62m they can take him, it’s not that complex in the slightest.

“United will surprise a few” 😭😭😭😭

Cunha missed his penalty Mbuemo missed the deciding penalty Sesko didn’t step forward until the 10th penalty United’s transfer window

Tonight's defeat against Grimsby Town marks the first time Manchester United have been knocked out of the League Cup by a fourth division side in their history 😳 (Via: StatMuse FC)

Ekitike being bullied by Newcastle players and still kept his composure. Top guy

A good reminder at how easily most people swallow the narratives they’re being fed in the media without actually bothering to check the facts. So many situations where people would be better off saying “I’m not actually informed on this, so I won’t comment”

Jackson would actually be a good forward at Newcastle. Has pace to burn, would link well with Gordon and Elanga. Bizarre they haven’t approached when he is for sale.

Good afternoon everyone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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“No comment.”

Oliver Glasner asked about Marc Guehi by Channel 5: "It’s very important [he's playing] - I’m speaking to Marc almost every day and it was clear he would play this game in Norway and then let’s see what will come. But I know that I can rely on Marc and count on him."

Wait so Chelsea are getting a "trophy" because they were so shit they ended up in the UEFA Conference League and won it.

🚨 SHOCK DEVELOPMENT... NICK WOLTEMADE MOVE! 🤯 Inside story of a crazy week @ NUFC! 🐶 Reservoir Dogs on Alexander Isak's driveway! 🗣️ What secret talks mean for Liverpool move! 👇 BIG READ including EXCLUSIVE Woltemade news... dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…

🚨 EXCL: Newcastle have been fully aware of Liverpool's intention to bid again as far back as the day of the first offer. Liverpool are now expected to follow up with a record bid for Alexander Isak. The news that Liverpool would not return merely gave Newcastle breathing space.

Nahhhh, who made this?😭😭😭😭

I won't be at all surprised if Isak to #LFC gets done by Monday but it won't be for as much as £130m.