Mom : "I want to buy my son a PC for his school studies" Me : "Intel i9 14th Gen, 32 GB Ram Invidia RTX 4090, 2TB SSD" Sales man :

Government ministers pretending they do something.

Me telling my mom a secret My mom the next day:

POV: Thieves in Africa when the police arrive before the community

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“After graduation we shall have our first baby and start a family” Unemployment:

Fresher: My gas has finished, I can’t cook today Final year student : 😂

Ukianza kufanya projects zako, ndio utaelewa kwanini za serikali hazikamiliki

Bwana Grok emu tueleweshe hapa km watoto wa shule ya awali

Business idea: A gym that only charges when you dont go.

"Sir, you promised to give us an assignment today." 🤦‍♂️

people who don’t have twitter be trynna show you shit you laughed at a month ago

When you go to your friend's work place and they all calling him "Sir":

This guy's a ghost. Chris Hemsworth stars in Crime 101, only in theaters February 13.

THE SOONER we realize that these are both traditional weddings, the better. Just for financial freedom's sake, there's no need to do both, Black Child

The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden' The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark'