Oh shit, shake that ass ma, move it like a gypsy. Stop, whoa, back it up Now let me see your hips swing Now drop it low and let me see your hips swing Down to the floor, now let me see your hips swing

Doing hard things breeds confidence

As the shortest guy on my team why am I the only one in the paint grabbing rebounds? Then when I pass it to you standing there waiting for a 3, you miss...

1 hr before I’m supposed to get off Work: you can leave whenever Me: Ok sounds good *leaves 30 min later*

The amount of old naked guys in the gym locker room today is absurd.

Game of thrones final season episode one in two words: Dragon Porn

Unless I’m getting paid it’s not worth it to dive on hardwood for a loose ball. Floor always wins. I got the ball at least.

At 30k feet you can see the curvature of the Earth

I don’t get hungry anymore I eat cause I want to maximize benefits from workouts. #OMAD

If you don’t work Friday the 5th then Wednesday Thursday and Friday are essentially all Fridays