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A good steak pun is an example of a rare medium well done.

The average annual cost of health insurance in the USA is: $21,342 for a family (roughly £15,800). RT if you do not want that system here! #ScrapTheBill #YourNHSNeedsYou

GREAT NEWS My ongoing campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing upset to Johnson has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in Boris Johnson so he can see how well we're doing. Thank you.

Being under pressure to resign and sending out Jacob Rees-Mogg to bat for you is like being on the point of defeat to Australia’s bowling attack and sending out Jacob Rees-Mogg to bat for you.

I'm looking to speak to someone (prob aged 90+) who remembers the Toddlers' Truce in the 1950s, and found the hour of no TV between 6 and 7pm to be helpful getting their kids to bed. For a national newspaper article #journorequest #journorequests

Boris Johnson thinks the longer he can string out his crises, the less angry voters will get. RT this to show him he’s wrong. BIN BORIS NOW.

A thing that I’ve written. ‘At 6pm every evening the screen went blank’: the outlandish tale of the UK’s TV blackout theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

Hello mark rice-oxley. I just read your insomnia article from 2011 and wanted to say it is informative, funny and very helpful. I'm trying for the acceptance thing at the moment!

If you want Boris Johnson to resign tonight, retweet this. Let’s send him a message 👍

The good news is that almost 18000 people have RTd my pinned tweet, to indicate they oppose NHS privatisation. The bad news is that in order to follow each person I now have to scroll through thousands of names 🤣. Pls RT this if you oppose NHS privatisation! Let’s start again!💙

I wrote this piece for The Guardian celebrating the 40th anniversary of Breakfast Televsion in the UK. Huge thanks to Nick Owen and Naga Munchetty for their input. theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

Anyone remember this show? I've written a piece for its 40th anniversary... ‘It wasn’t designed for people with perverted minds’: how kids’ show Minipops scandalised Britain theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

Write this for today’s Telegraph. With sincere thanks to the delightful ⁦John Simpson⁩ for his time,knowledge and courage. telegraph.co.uk/tv/0/bbcs-john…

Happy Bank Holiday Monday. If you're stuck indoors with the rain, you could do worse than reading some of the brilliant stuff that's gone up on The i Paper . This from Benjie Goodhart : as someone who has had anxiety too, it's personal, honest and funny. inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyl…

SEC crypto crackdown: US regulator sues Binance and Coinbase saw this and momentarily worried you’d gone too far ⁦Count Binface⁩ theguardian.com/technology/202…

This, a million times over. Don’t believe Suella and the right wing press when they tell you this is what the British people want. We are better than that.

Saw this at a Chinese herbalist in town today. I’ve been telling Wendy for years that it’s celebrated in some cultures…

Just imagine if Su Pollard married Jeremy Doku.