me logging off work today:

j: oooh do we need this? it’s to cool your boobs t: uh i’m pretty sure the expression is ‘calm your tits’

me when a 25 year old talks to me

it’s soup szn

cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

do i want a baby mullet or a pixie cut 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

me during csm surprise fire drill

need to become more mysterious and creative so bf and i can be a zillennial serious job husband and arty aloof wife in the future

aming and olga always serving gender

never doubt the homosexual audacity queens x

our kids will do the same for oklou in 20 years trust me

didnt know it was his voice when this sound was trending and i made my only tiktok

toby, unprompted: i wish im timothee chalamet except you’re still my gf me: why toby: cause hes doing it for the white boyssss

bf’s dad serving miumiu down at dinner but i cant call him a girly cause he wouldnt understand it’s a compliment

*watching little women* me (talking about wardrobe): but that’s so cool though B: what? Poverty?

Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.